Sunday, June 3, 2012

Snow White and the Huntsman epicosity


GOOD GOD YOU GUYS. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M FEELING RIGHT NOW.
just got back from Snow White and the Huntsman and I’m dead. like serious. i’ve always shipped SnowWhite/Huntsman (thats how it is in the fairy tale ya know), but this…this. is. A FANFICTIONERS DREAM!
i could not shut up during the whole movie-it was REALLY funny (okay not literally, but it’s funny faces and funny accents that make it funny). and i was literally pointing at the screen at one point in my excitement!
I also noticed that it had elements from 6 (SIX) different movies: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Robin Hood, Excalibur, Princess Mononoke, Pirates of the Caribbean.
I was kinda disappointed that Snow White didn’t have alot of dialogue, but lets face it, when Kristen opens her mouth…it’s not pretty.
and i thought some of the makeup jobs were REALLY bad. like epically: you could tell that it was makeup (in movies, you’re not supposed to tell that its makeup).
I was COMPLETELY surprised by the dwarves…had NO idea who was playing them (or that they were even in the movie [there was no mention of them in any of the trailers i saw…])
and GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY! I KNEW HOW IT WAS GOING TO TURN OUT HALF WAY THROUGH IT! (well of course, it follows the fairy tale relatively closely [even if it is a little skewed])
i loved Chris Hemsworth, i loved the special effects, i loved the music, and I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
all in all…i can. not. WAIT. to read some dirty, DIRTY fanfiction about this movie. because yes, this is a shippers dream on the big screen, but it’s not the stuff i want to see if you get my drift ;) okay sure i love seeing Hemsworth fight but still… :) oohhh that was epic. just, not as epic as Avengers but still pretty epic :)